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A Day to Remember. Pierce the Veil. Of Mice and Men. Bring Me the Horizon. August Burns Red.

Tayler Lynn. August 7, 2013.

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forgivenessisourtorch:

Can we just talk about the movie Shrek for a second here?

Here we see the three bears in a cage, the baby bear is crying that it’s too small.image 
Now, back at Shreks swamp we see the baby bear still crying to his father, yet he’s not in a cage, Where’s his mother?image

Later on, it shows Lord Farquaads castle and it shows the Mother bear skinned and turned into a rug.image

 Lord Farquaad SKINNED AND TURNED THE MOTHER BEAR INTO A RUG. 
THAT’S WHY THE BABY BEAR IS STILL CRYING.

dan-and-his-hormones:

Ferguson police are being sued for $40mil, +++ some of the officers are facing individual lawsuits for rights infringement. fucking break those cops. 

j5h:

j5h:

my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

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(Source: j6)

dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

seariderfalcon:

   

kanrose:

pleatedjeans:

Things Are a Little Different in Australia (21 Pics)

i’m australian and i’m not even sure australia is a real place anymore

disneysnewgroove:

Disney movies in order of historical setting

(Excludes most of the package films. Some films, eg The Lion King, are impossible to pin down exactly and some, like Aladdin and Treasure Planet, are anachronistic, so these are estimations. A few have been split into 2 if there is more than one time period in the movie, and sequels have been put together.)

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

m0stlydead:

usuallyantisocial:

mantaradius:

firetrucking-himym:

Imagine if people’s hair color matched their eye color

/every person who has brown hair and brown eyes sighs deeply

red heads would in fact be satanic 

Why aren’t we thinking about this the other way round. If your hair looked like your eyes that’d be neato

*brown eyed people sighs deeply again*

(Source: howimetmusic)

how to be pop punk

officialbandom:

  • red flannel shirt
  • really tight pants
  • pizza
  • skateboard

unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

harrystylesdildo:

cosbyykidd:

harrystylesdildo:

When he say he gonna eat ya ass and you aint showered yet

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I’ll see yall in church

When yall see each other in church the day after he ate ya dirty ass

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5sxsrejects:

This is important right now

idk-what-else-to-put-here:

johnny depp is me

(Source: secrets-everywhere-on-my-mind)

At a concert

  • Every band in the world: "how the fuck are you guys doing tonight?"
  • Twenty one pilots: *twitches* "who here is happy to be alive?"